How often do guys ask to have sex with you on a weekly bases?

Every. Fucking. Day. They'd have far better luck being able to have sex with me if they asked me to go to Barnes & Noble or the zoo or something.

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Who would get your juices going faster; a fan of Green Lantern, or a Captain America fan?

I hate Captain America. He's so smug and that bothers me to the point that I simply cannot find him attractive. Green Lantern wins by default.

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what do i have to do to make love with you??honey...

You need to make the Earth flip upside down, and start spinning in the opposite direction while also somehow convincing the sun that it should orbit us instead of the other way around.

If you somehow manage to make that occur, I then require a full mental evaluation conducted by a psychologist of my choice, a full time job, your own place of residence, and the understanding that trying to 'convince' me to have sex with a person is kinda pointless. If I don't want to sleep with somebody, attempting to sway me doesn't do anything but annoy me.

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