It makes me throw up in my mouth and run for the door. I then mock him to his face and tell the rest of the dressing room how icky he is. After that I take the longest, hottest shower known to man until I run out of water. If I could have found tons of rubbing alcohol to scrub myself down with, I'd have done that as well.
^^True story. I'd tell you to ask the guy I had to do that to, but he left before I could get his name. I just call him 'creepy overzealous guy that can't control himself around a girl'.
Saturday, November 20, 2010
Are you flattered when a guy orgasms while you're workin' it at the strip club? It means the guy really likes you.
Hey Sweetheart, Just wondering how the "kids" are :)
They're great. The cockatoo has been trying to figure out why he doesn't have as much daylight lately, since it means he has to fill more misbehaving into fewer daylight hours. Damn winter...
I was just looking at your Amazon b-day list and noticed about 30% of the items listed were shoes. WTF? Why do girls have to have 100\'s of pairs of shoes???
Because shoes are awesome.
To be honest, 95% of them are for work purposes. I have to have new shoes and clothes when I do my 'mainstream' type shoots, as being seen in the same pair of shoes in more than a dozen different photographer's ports begins to look stale. I beat the hell out of my stripper shoes/boots, so I need new ones pretty much constantly, as well.
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