what do i have to do to make love with you??honey...

You need to make the Earth flip upside down, and start spinning in the opposite direction while also somehow convincing the sun that it should orbit us instead of the other way around.

If you somehow manage to make that occur, I then require a full mental evaluation conducted by a psychologist of my choice, a full time job, your own place of residence, and the understanding that trying to 'convince' me to have sex with a person is kinda pointless. If I don't want to sleep with somebody, attempting to sway me doesn't do anything but annoy me.

You've got a question? Maybe I've got an answer..