Are you flattered when a guy orgasms while you're workin' it at the strip club? It means the guy really likes you.

It makes me throw up in my mouth and run for the door. I then mock him to his face and tell the rest of the dressing room how icky he is. After that I take the longest, hottest shower known to man until I run out of water. If I could have found tons of rubbing alcohol to scrub myself down with, I'd have done that as well.

^^True story. I'd tell you to ask the guy I had to do that to, but he left before I could get his name. I just call him 'creepy overzealous guy that can't control himself around a girl'.

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